Warning: This is probably more information then you want to know.... Okay, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

My husband is a Dick wad! He has major problems with his hemorrhoids (I told you) so he has been bleeding off and on for about a week now. Mostly because he doesn’t eat right and he has been on a junk food and candy bender. Then he goes through a box of his high fiber cereal in two day cause he can’t poop (I warned you). Well then you can guess what happens.... he explodes!

Now you think the bastard could put on some underwear if he knows he has been bleeding off and on for a fucking week right? Yea like that would happen. So he is getting ready to go out and see a friend which is a miracle in it’s self, I say fine but could you take the garbage and recycle out before you go. He takes a roid bath and tells me just as he is leaving... their is a little blood on the sheets, the door closes fast.

It’s not a little blood, it’s a sheet changing amount tonight! Now you think the bastard could of put a towel down before he took a nap today.... no way, that would only make my life fucken’ easier! You think he could of told me when he got up from his nap because he knows it kills my back to change the bed lately.... no way then he’s have to fucken’ help me clean up HIS blood! I even found blood on the fucking carpet cause he didn’t put on his fucking boxers like I asked him too!

So I’m cleaning the carpets and the fucking bed, not to mention the clothes that he did have on once today while the Dick wad is over watching movies with a friend, I hope he’s lying and it’s a girl friend and she can clean up his mess for the rest of her life! I’m sleeping in the girls room tonight and boy have I got a few words to say to the bastard when he get’s home and I don’t care how late it is.. he can shove it up his ass along with his suppositories!

Oh and by the way... the recycle & garbage are still sitting in the kitchen......yea, I know.

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